scourgingstars: (put me to the test)
Ardyn Lucis Caelum ([personal profile] scourgingstars) wrote2017-06-01 12:52 pm

//airlocked inventory

[kept]
Luscinia - A galaxy pigeon determined to mother him or at least preen that mess he calls a hairstyle.
Starscourge - A heavy glass orb, flat on the bottom. Black, with deep purples and crimsons and blues that seem to glitter and shift in the light.
Oracle Ascension Coin - A silver coin issued to commemorate Lunafreya's ascension as the Oracle. It is a limited run minting.
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
Ring of the Lucii- The symbol of a dynasty's power and wisdom, granting its bearer immense power. However, it seems to be just an ordinary ring now.
Fallen Messiah's Cloak - An intricate outfit of several layers, in the dark colors of a particular country's nobility.
Philomela - A stuffed animal resembling a black ostrich-like bird. [given to clarith]
Duct Tape - Five rolls of purple duct tape. Sticky and cheap but super sturdy! [used to help tape church to a wall]
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
Bookmark - Decorated with a gradient pattern, starting with dark iris petals at the top and slowly transitioning to blue gladioli which fan out to pale lilac at the bottom. There's a single orchid petal on the back, just above Yuuri's note: Iris flowers are often used as a symbol of royalty and power but they can also represent strength of character and honor. Gladioli were considered the flower of the gladiators and are often associated with or used to represent swords. They can be used as symbols of integrity and determination.

You're stuck with us until the end, I'm afraid, and there's nothing you can do about it. For better or worse, we're seeing this through together.



[other]
Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
Future Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor. [left in fridge because seriously he doesn't eat]
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
Hammie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat. [also left in kitchen]
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs. [used by church to ruin the dance studio]
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
Church's Underwear - put up the wolfjob barry
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
Levin Bible - A simple book simply titled Levin Bible. It contains various scripture, detailing how the god created the world as well as how the world will end one of four ways. [returned to Clarith]
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
Goodness-ie! - A large green stuffed plesiosaur, presumably a lonely creature out of time itself.
ChocoBro - A black chocobo onesie. It's soft and fleecy. [stolen by church because of course]
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like Spanilla (space vanilla).
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.